 Gambling
championship is coming to Denver. Denver is proud to host a nationally
renewed gambling championship. While there will be many different
types of gambling available, the one that really matters is the Poker
Championship. This contest, put together by the Mayor of Denver is
rumored to be second to none. The local card poker halls are already
filling up as card sharks start preparing and earning money for the $10,000
entry fee. With 100 slots open, it's a winner take all, walking away
with an unbelievable 1 million dollars! It's a contest on a scale that
has been undreamed about! The Rocky Mountain News will continue to
cover the event as it unfolds. |
| Is the marshal in Denver qualified for his post? The
Rocky Mountain News has discovered evidence that might indicate otherwise.
Is it possible that the Mayor of Denver has allowed a post of such
responsibility to be filled by an unskilled worker? Are wasteful
purchases being made with your city tax dollars? The Rocky Mountain
News is beginning an investigation into these allegations to see if there is
any evidence to the contrary. |
The Denver Museum of Natural History sadly
reports a delay in the new Egyptian wing. Problems with labor and
design of the new exhibit have delayed the opening date. The museum
does still boast one of the finest collations of skeletons and stuffed
animals this side of the Mississippi. Tours run daily. |
Manitou Springs, recovering from
their massive earthquake earlier this year, announced a need for skilled
craftsman to help rebuild the town. Top dollar is being paid to anyone
who can wield a hammer or saw a beam. If you know how to build houses
and hotels, come on down and earn a pretty penny! If you want to learn
how to build, come on down and start an apprentice program to learn the
trade! |
Chaos
reigns at Union Station! The Rocky Mountain News has been receiving
reports of increased violence and mayhem in Denver's train yards.
Reports of rival companies equipping war trains similar to those used by the
Union and South in their wars. Murder is commonplace in the
switchyards. Gang shootings, like the one pictured here are becoming
the favored way of settling disputes. Local workers attempt to cover
up the happenings in the rail yard with wild and obviously fabricated yarns.
Stories of zombie attacks are obviously fictitious and shamefully used to
cover shortcomings in the management of the rail yards. Investigation
by The Rocky Mountain News has uncovered misfiled reports and complaints
about lost cargo, missing co workers, stolen goods, vandalism, larceny,
murder, and even a brief note about a missing exhibit for the Denver Natural
History Museum. If something is not done soon to return order to the
rail yards, the city of Denver may grind to a halt.