The Rocky Mountain News
Friday, July 14th, 1876
"They
ain't gonna get this ranch o mine!" declares local Denver rancher Emilio
Gustav. Emilio owned three local cattle ranches. Recently a
group of marauding bandits has been preying on local ranchers and incoming
trains. Emilio has lost two of his three ranches to the gangs.
Emilio has worked out a deal with the local Union army to acquire some
experimental weaponry in an attempt to fight off the bandits. Only
time will tell if Emilio is successful. The Rocky Mountain News wishes
Emilio the best of luck and if he manages to survive, The Rocky Mountain
News would like to offer Emilio a deal to publish his story. The Rocky
Mountain News has also learned that the Mayor of Denver has given the
responsibility of dealing with this gang to a local Denver Marshal and his
posse. We at the Rocky Mountain News do not wish luck to this "Task
Force" because we at the Rocky Mountain News do not believe in "Luck".
We also believe nothing short of the Union army will clean this gang out of
the area.
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"Stay
out of Denver street alleys that looks like this." says a recently released
Denver Police Department report. The study shows that 90% of Denver's
violent crimes occur in alleys just like this one. "Especialy after
dark." the report indicates that darkness is a key component in the
ability to safely commit a violent crime. "We now have a whole new
model to use when attempting to solve a violent crime in Denver, go look in
the alley." says one of the Denver detectives that work on the police
force.
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